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« Thread Started on Feb 20, 2009, 11:47pm »

ANDREW AMAROK NANUQ
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,, one of those gawks
one of the ones you never saw coming ,,
,,trust me, he'll get to you
and he's only nineteen ,,

,,UH, UH, HI.

,, BESTFRIENDweakness? cupcakes. and porn. but not at the same time! i need a free hand!
,, PARTNERINCRIME what kind of crime do you fight? uh, the bad kind. oh, so what did you do today? today?
,, PRACTICALLYFAMILY i was battling a terrorist. achmed? yes. and what kind of battle? checkers. and everytime
,, CHILDHOODFRIEND i'd get a king, he'd blow it up. so what did you do? i issued a verbal threat...then walter
,, AVERAGEFRIEND gassed him. do you have any powers? yes, like, aha. like what? i can fly, like, aha. and how
,, CLOSEFRIEND far can you fly? ...how far can you throw me? do you have any other powers? x-ray vision! really
,, SORTOFFRIEND aha. can you see through anything practical, like, clothes? oh, you're sick...yes. oh, i forgot.
,, PARTYBUDDY i can't see through silicone. those are the same two powers as superman. can you stop a
,, FORMERFRIEND speeding bullet? ...once. can you leap tall buildings in a single bound? why the hell would i
,, SECRETFRIEND do that? there's not a lot of call for that. superman does that. show-off. you could just avoid
,, ONANDOFFFRIEND all the fuss and just walk around the effing thing. i can't curse. i think the president should.
,, SECRETFRIEND we've had the a-bomb, the h-bomb, and now i think it's time for him to drop the f-bomb.
,, CONFIDANT like superman, do you change clothes in a phone booth? what? superman does that, too. he's got
,, FIGHTINGFRIENDS a lot of issues, doesn't he? you know, my wife met lois lane once. really? she said she acted
,, SAMECIRCLE like an h-o-r-e. you mean a w-h-o-r-e. what's a wh-ho-re? is that like a cling-on?||does your
,, AQUAINTANCE wife have any powers? well, once a month, she becomes evil, and i cannot defeat her!

,, THAT'S GOODER THAT'S GOODER THAT'S GOOD

,, ONETRUELOVE tonight's show is sponsored by the letter KKKKCCCCCHHHHH
,, CRUSHONYYOU they have a link to our website, wihch is jeff dun-ham, dot com
,, CRUSHONME what the hell is wrong with you? we cannot talk at the same time!
,, MUTUALCRUSH it's dun-ham. dun-ham. dun-haaaaam. you're that other white meat!!
,, FUTUREPOSSIBILTYit's actually jeff-fa-fa dun-haaam. dot cooom. you're using the unneeded 'f'.
,, CURRENTBEAU he would like to kill me. but he will not because that would be a form of suicide.
,, UNREQUITEDLOVE oh my gawd. you frickin picked...your nose! and you didn't do a very good job!
,, ATTRACTION/LUST sound like some anemic french guy. "sacre bleu, nnyew". german: "jawohl"
,, SHAMELESSFLIRTING chinese: "ywah!" and the gay guy "nnyah". oh oh oh oh, a guy driving
,, SEXUALTENSION a blue prius! "THUMP! Ouh!" you know what would be funny as hell?
,, PAST-GOODTERMS when this got on comedy central, if the show was sponsored by toyota.
,, PAST-BADTERMS didn't you watch sesame street? jeff is jeff, heff is heff, and KKKKCCCCCHeff
,, PAST-LINGERING is KKKKCCCCCHeff. one of these things just doesn't belong here!
,, ONANDOFFDATING i thought we were in america, speaking frickin english! but i didn't see the little
,, ONENIGHTSTAND "CHIKUH" over the 'e', which magically changes josie into jose. and i didn't see
,, FRIENDSW/BENEFITS the little "NNYAH" over the 'n', which turns jalapeno into "KKCCHALAPENO".
,, SECRETLOVE how'd he get on a stick? must've been a terrible pogo accident. or maybe he mooned a javelin thrower...

,, I AM A TERRIFYING...TERRORIST

,, DIEDIEDIE dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back. i have a
,, HARDCOREHATE nasty plan for christmas in iraq. i got through checkpoint a, but not through checkpoint
,, ARCHENEMIES b, that's when i got shot in the ass by the us military. oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine
,, ONESIDEHATE blew up, you see. where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me? oh, jingle bombs,
,, MUTUALDISLIKE jingle bombs, us shoulders shot me dead. the only thing that i have left is the towel up on
,, RIVALRY my head. i used to be a man, but everytime i cough, thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling off.
,, TOLERANCE my bombing days are done, i need to find some work. perhaps it would be much safer as a
,, AVOIDANCE convenience store night clerk. oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, i think i got screwed. don't laugh
,, MILDDISLIKE at me because i'm dead or i'll kill you...I KEEL YEW!||oh holy crap, i think i blew my foot off...
,, FRUSTRATION "god damn it." oh! oh, i-i mean, uh. "allah, damn it." SILENCE! I'll kill you.||how do you spell
,, IRRITATION your name? oh, you see, uh, a...c...phleghm...||but...you're all bone. it's a flesh wound.|| what the
,, ANNOYANCE hell happened to my feet? son of a bitch! stop touching meeee! i kill you...woah, something
,, SCAREDOF is backwards...holy crap. i need some ligaments! just sit still! okay, i will not move my ass!
,, FORMERFRIENDS is that walter? he scares the crap out of me! please do not put me back in the same suitcase!
,, LOVE/HATE he has gas! saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a walter fart! you will kill us!

,, I WANNA BE A GREETER AT WALMART

,, MIXEDFEELINGS what the hell happened to your hair? well, people told me it makes
,, RESPECTME me look hip...well i think it makes you look homeless! we've been in dc only two frickin
,, RESPECTYOU days and you're already frickin' homeless.||oh, there's nothing quite like being mugged
,, MUTUALRESPECT in our nation's capital.||oh, yes, what happens in dc stays on youtube...
,, LOOKUPTOYOU i stood in front of the irs building and jsut flipped them off.||i don't want to go home.
,, LOOKUPTOME i think my house is haunted. what makes you think that? my wife is there. i walk in the
,, PROTECTECTIVEOFYOU front door and all i hear is "get out".||did that make her angry? oh, i felt a disturbance
,, PROTEVTIVEOFME in the force.||when you're in a jam and don't know what to do, you should think,
,, EMOTIONALSUPPORT "what would jesus do?". so i tried to turn her into a fish. i stood there going, "be gone,
,, GOODINFLUENCE satan! hello, shamu!" well, at least shamu only has one blow hole.||you ever been to any marriage
,, BADINFLUENCE counseling? yes...what did that do for you? look at me! well, what were the results of the
,, FAMILYMEMBER counseling? well, at the end of it all, there were two folks who thought i was an ass. and
,, MENTOR/MENTEE i'm paying both of them.||everyone in fort lauderdale florida looks exactly like me. i swear,
,, OTHER-SPECIFY it's like one giant nursing home! it's "girls gone saggy", then "girls gone senile". then just "girls gone."

,, WATCH THE CREDITS ROLL BY

Alright, this was made by
BRI (xxmissxabyssxx) of
RPGU. I used the template
from an absolutely amazing
plot page by ¢¾
v i n t a g e s u m m e r[/b] of RPGU.

this plot page uses quotes from the
always amazing jeff-fa-fa dun-ham.
friends are melvin, enemies are from
achmed, lovers are peanut, and the
others are from walter, alright?

as for the application rules:
you'll use the form provided, or I
will bite your head off, kthx. quote
this post for colors, and please use
three matching (if possible) icons,
but i don't want all the same icon, so
non-matching-ness is understandable.
and, very simply, i would prefer to
have a history of more than three decent
sentences. no need for lacking, right?

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Re: ido.idont.ido.idont||andrew?
« Reply #1 on Feb 20, 2009, 11:50pm »

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,, EMOTIONALSUPPORT "what would jesus do?". so i tried to turn her into a fish. i stood there going, "be gone,
,, GOODINFLUENCE satan! hello, shamu!" well, at least shamu only has one blow hole.||you ever been to any marriage
,, BADINFLUENCE counseling? yes...what did that do for you? look at me! well, what were the results of the

,,NATHANsays: my, my, maki-face. you are quite adorable when you're focused like that...
,,CORIELLAsays: aw, cut it out, nate. you're too charming.

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Re: ido.idont.ido.idont||andrew?
« Reply #2 on Feb 20, 2009, 11:54pm »

DO A LITTLE TAP DANCE AND WE GOT SALSA!

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